Spamming for fun!!!

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Cedah* *eats* *Cedah DIES!!!!!!!* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Higher Cow]

*Thoughtfully chews on Blackpelt's fingers*

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

huh? yer dead buddy

[The Higher Cow]

*Ghost chews on Blackpelt's fingers*

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

*Blackpelt slaps wierdo's ghost* *bad ghost!*

[The Higher Cow]

*Ghost nibbles on Blackpelt's ear*

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

OH GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KNOCK IT OFF, FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Higher Cow]

*Ghost ignores Blackpelt as if she is a piece of furniture*

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

*walks away*

[The Higher Cow]

*Gives Blackpelt odd look* *Weirds himself out*

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

well, what else was i to do? let myself get sick from this weird guy who was like bein' totally disgusting?

[The Higher Cow]

It's just a ghost who was chewing on your fingers and ears. Goodness. It wasn't even me! Sorta.

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

it was your ghost. so there! (that was pretty girlie................)

[The Higher Cow]

It was a ghost I was controlling, not "me". So there. In fact, you're girlie! Take that one! ;D

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

that, my friend, was a girlie comeback. I'm sorry, it was.

[The Higher Cow]

Shouldn't be bad. You're girlie, too, so what's the big problem?

[blacky]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[The Higher Cow]

Besides, who are you to deem what verbal reaction is girlie or not? Hmmm?

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

*sticks tongue out at Cedah* go away

[The Higher Cow]

Nice try, Blackpelt, nice try, but your Ad Hominem sorties are not effective!

[The Higher Cow]

America Sends Thousands of Cats to China


Recently, Congressman Doc Hastings announced to thousands of Americans that he, the president of Cats for China, and his organization were shipping cats to China to help feed the millions of homeless and starving.
When confronted by the question of donated his own cat, Hastings denied that he ever had a cat at all. This statement, however, was discovered to be untrue, because he and his grey and white tabby cat, Doc Jr, had posed in Zoo Children not three months before. Hastings then claimed he had borrowed the cat from his next door neighbor, Bridget Glip, but will not release any veterinarian information supporting this claim.
The cats will be sent to China in approximately three months, with more than 300 drop-off points across the United States. When interviewed, Cats for China worker Amy Anderson comments, “They’re coming in faster than we can pack them, now, thanks to generous citizens. We finally had to take the ‘Cat bacon’ and ‘Kitty sticks’ and rename them both ‘Cat ham,’ just to be more time efficient.”
Anderson also says that nothing goes to waste; even the fat is used to make candles for their fundraiser store. “Everything we don’t use here gets packed into cubes, soaked with the dirty fat, and shipped to the closest electrical plant to be burned as fuel,” says Samuel Anderson, Amy’s brother, “And just because our organization president is dishonest does not mean that we are.”
If you would like to donate to this chivalrous cause, please send your cat to:

5232 East Valleyway Avenue,
Liberty Lake, Washington,
99218

Cats for China will take care of the packing, shipping, and distribution of the food.


And I have to say that my sister helped me with this. ;D

[The Higher Cow]

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

triple post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you broke rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bad Cedah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (go Cedah's sis! he could never think something up on his own!)

[The Higher Cow]

I did not break the rules! I can't do that in here! Yay!

And it's too bad about Brownstar, isn't it?

[The Higher Cow]

Hey! no wonder that site isn't working! It's replacing the words again! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

huh?

[The Higher Cow]

Nevermind, I erased it. Apperently, the vice president has a bad name... >:

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

k

[The Higher Cow]

So... anything else to talk about...

[Blackpelt ~ Pippin]

*shrugs* There's always.............................PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!