Randomness=F-U-N!

[~All I Need]

Alright, crazies (and any few sane people who look at this ridiculously random, goofy, outrageous, illogical, never-ending, thread.) Listen up! This is me very own crazy and unique (that's right! I said unique!) game. Give me some feedback after replying to this crazy chain of craziness. Okay, here we go.

Rules

NOTE: ITW finally bought its own movie theater for $1! That's am-a-za-zing! So, if you were to go to a movie with someone from here, what movie would it be and what would happen? (No power playing. This is like a normal thread.) Make sure it's no more than a paragraph. And then someone will reply. Don't forget to put and the end "and then..." At the end (if it ever ends) it'll be really funny! I'll start it off.


Crazy and odd Blackie and Fireice go to see Halloween. They get the popcorn and candy (lots of it! Sweet tooth!) and head on in. After two minutes of the movie, Fireice screams as Michael Meyers jumps out from a closet and accidentally hits Blackie with her cast. Blackie seems to be unconscious and Fireice starts running around accidentally hitting more people with her HUGE cast on her arm. And then...

See! Looks fun, huh? Try it out then!

[Ferny]

No one had realized Ferny sitting in the corner mumbling over how her movie was all jumpy. She got up and stalked to the counter, clearly upset. 'I should get my money back! This is a rip off'. She was snapping at the innocent cashier about the jumpy and otherwise horrible movie when she heard a ton of banging coming from the first theater. She knew that couldn't be part of the movie and asked 'well what if those people want their money back?' Without asking she went over and looked inside to see Fireice hitting people with her cast. She gasped and stood in the middle of the doorway, pretty much blocking everyone by an accident, and then...[/color]

[~All I Need]

Fireice turned to see Mike meyers slit somebody's throat and she ran out of the theater screaming her head off [heh! That has happened to me before in public!]. She didn't really know what she was doing and leaped behind the refreshment counter where Burny was hiding... And then...

[Blackie]

-why am I the one that gets knocked out?-

While the other girlies went crazy about Mike, Blackie managed to open her eyes. Sadly, Blackie is not the type of person that is easily knocked out. She was breathless, though. Listening to the screams, Blackie wondered if she was in the middle of another vivid nightmare. Well, then, she had to options. (1) Stay here until she woke up or (2) Go see what she could do for her friends. She couldn't see the crazy Mike, so the only thing to do was to rush madly into the main entrance and find out what was happening. So, of course, she tip-toed to the door and peeked around the frame. Then . . .

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[~All I Need]

-Because you're fun to knock out!-

Fireice noticed the popcorn machine and looked in it because she couldn't help but want to get some popcorn while the manager was running around like a chicken with its head cut off. So she lifted the top and just stared at Burny with a sweat drop on her forehead. "Ummm... Burny? Why are you hiding in the popcorn machine?"
Then the sound of crazy, someone's-behind-you-with-a-bloody-knife-in-their-hand music started up and Fireice turned around to see Mike standing behind her. She squealed and dived in after Burny. "Move over! Make some room!"

[Blackie]

After taking in the situation, Blackie decided there was only onething she could do. Jaw clenched and glare firm, she stepped out into the main room of the theater and started fishing in her pockets for the one weapon no girl should be without. No, not the dog biscuits. How exactly was The Darkest Hour going to help her here? What was that doing in her pocket?! What was it? . . . . . . ... . . . . . ..... .. . . . . AHA! There it is! Grunting, Blackie pulled the misile launcher from her pocket and placed it on the ground. Aiming for Mike, she shouted, "Now everyone look out! I don't want anyone to get hurt, here."

And then . . .

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[~All I Need]

Fireice noticed Blackie aiming a missile launcher in their direction, she started screaming and thrashing around in the popcorn maker. I will survive!... No! Screw that, I will eat popcorn! She grabs a bag and stuffs all of the popcorn in it and runs out of the theatre with popcorn trailing out of a hole in the bag. After she's half a mile away she reaches her hand into the bag and...
WT-?!?! No freakin' popcorn!
"@#$% &*^% !!!!!!! *~!`$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed in outrage.

[~All I Need]

Fireice heard Burny and charged at her. But then Burny ran into her and they both fell unconscious to the ground. [Great... First Blackie, then Burny, then me... Why me?]
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[Blackie]

Blackie paused to watch Fiah and Burny run out of the theatre with the popcorn. Then she looked around to see who was left. After spotting Ferny, Blackie cried,

"Ferny, look! Fire and Burny ran away! Should we do that to?"

Then she looked at her misile launcher.

"Oh, hold on!" she said as if suddenly remembering something extremely important, but not cool enough to remember, but just urgant enough to spark her brain even though it didn't make sense. "I have to launch this misile first. Every body ready?"
















KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








While the theater blew up, Blackie was blown all the way to where Fire and Burny were fighting over the popcorn. She landed right on top of Burny. With fire blasts still shooting up into the sky, Blackie cried,

"Hey, I found some popcorn! Oh! A firework show! Awesome!"

She started eating the fallen bits of popcorn, shoving scorched hair out of her face and watched the bomb in blissful happiness.

And then . . .

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[Blackie]

Noticing she was no longer in the real world where bombs blow up theatres and movie stars chase little girls, Blackie slapped Burny across the face. No one should ever sleep when a bomb is going off. It's hazardess to your health. You never know when a duck might be blown out.

"Wake up!" Blackie shouted in Burny's ear. "We don't have time for this!"

All of a sudden, ITW's c-box bunny [whoot-whoot!!] appeared. Jaw gaping, we walked up until he was standing beside Fire, Burny and Blackie. After staring at the explosion, he looked at the girls.

"You three are in trouble." he told them, flustered. "You destroyed the movie theater! I was gonna watch the new version of Watership Down" than his face got red and he looked very

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Blackie gasped in horror.

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[Blackie]

Blackie and Bunny stopped to give Burny horrified looks when she attacked Near. Quite pale now, Bunny pointed a paw at her.

"Uh, she's kissing a fake person." he squeaked.

Just then a duck came blowing out of the theater. Squawking like a house of chickens, the burnt bird flew right into Blackie. Blackie cried out in surprise and the duck began to scream incomprehensibly. Then he ran helter-skelter until he tripped over Near's face.

And then . . .

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[Blackie]

The poor duck smacked into Blackie, and all Blackie could think to do was yelp. She pulled the duck away before gently setting it on the ground.It's brains were pretty rattled, so it had a little trouble waddling away. Then Blackie looked at Bunny who was having a hard time trying to decide if he had just been insulted. Finally he decided that there wasn't any intentional insult, which gave him the perfect excuse to kill someone. Grabbing Blackie by the arm, Bunny dragged her to wear Burny was attacking Near and Mello with hugs. Then Bunny snarled like Tigress does on Kung fu Panda right before she attacks Tai Lung on the bridge, then he became NINJA BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! In a whirl of anime-like special effects, Ninja Bunny jumped on Mello and started to pull out his hair.




Blackie just stared in shock.

And then . . .

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