Fortunately, Unfortunately

[breeze]

Okay, so everyone's posting up new games, so I decided to post one!

First of all, I didn't create this. I think someone named Riverrose on a site I'm on did... Mweh. Here's how it goes:

Someone posts a sentence like: A tree falls down in the forest.

Then somebody else might say something like: Unfortunately, it falls on you.

Someone else replies and says something like: Fortunately, you have ghost powers like Danny Phantom, so it fazes right through you.

Got it? Good. I'll start.:


The nearby river overflows.

[The Higher Cow]

Unfortunately, it floods the Pentagon and ruins all the files causing the Russians and Chinese to assemble their forces to attack the US in its vulnerability.

[batkit]

Fortunately,Mr.Fluffums the supe puffin come to the rescue and eats the enimies

[~.:Cloudypaw:.~]

Unfortunately, Mr. Fluffums had a stomach-ache and couldn't eat any more ennemies.

[xx the brownster]

Fortunately, some one gives him a pepto bismal so he can continue eating.

[breeze]

Unfortunately, Mr. Fluffums is impervious to Pepto Bismal, so he still has a stomach-ache.

[The Higher Cow]

Fortunately, all the enemies die of consumption.

[breeze]

Unfortunately, more Russian and Chinese forces arrive.

[The Higher Cow]

Fortunately, the Pentagon uses prism towers to fry the two countries' troops with solar radiation.

[breeze]

Unfortunately, some extremely thick (don't ask ) clouds start to block out the sun's rays. (yeah, pretty farfetched, I know)

[The Higher Cow]

Fortunately, the clouds are so dark the all the enemies go blind while the Americans survive the period with nightvision goggles.