The Wierd

[Blackie]

I have come to realize that there has been no randomness on this site for such a very long time that we have all become brain-washed and lost our ability to create mega-muse which fuels our brains when our most epic plots are concerend. The lack of strange has made us a very dull and unappealing lot. So, to attract the attention of uncontrollable laughter, I have decided to go against the code of maturity which has been asigned to me to follow and on this thread alone be entirely wierd and reclaim my old title as an obnoxious spammer which I have come to slightly miss of late. This shall include, but is not limited to, : shooting every one within sight with a wide selection of non-existent guns, take control of karma and send my ghosts to haunt you, reawaken the dreaded unicorns from their sleep, set up the demon chickens in attack formation and make them go through several unnecasary but amusing drills, eat several people and fight off stomach acids when I am, in turn, eaten by others, and generally do anything that is not humanly possible, especially over an internet site.

To those who would apose this brilliant plan and deny us, the amazing ITWers, the chance to abandon seriousness and adopt silliness, I aim my missile launcher at you and dare you, can you compete with this? With me, the famed Blackpelt of old who struck terror in the hearts of the staff members with every post I ever wrote? Who called upon Pippin to be entirely cool? Who knew, and again knows, the true meaning of RANDOM?! Let this be a warning to you all: Blackpelt has returned and searches for the newbies in all of you, left behind when we finally realized our epic dreams to become actuall writers and took to creating three paragraph essays in the least compared to three word sentences! Can you hear me, little children? Can you take the challenge?

If you have answered "Yes" (the wisest choice), please move to the right side of the forum and proceed to beat eachother over the head with the pots and rubber chicken. C-box Bunny shall acompany you and provide ninja lessons.

If you answered "No", please wait patiently as the "Yesses" prepare to string you to the tree and slam you against the crying rock.

Thank you for your cooperation. =]

[Meerful]

YES =D
I WANNA BE DEPUTY TO THE YESSES

[Blackie]

Oh, I just knew somebody else would love this. ;D

Please kneal, Meer.

-pulls out shiny, expensive- looking, plastic curtian rod-

Lady Meerful, leader of ShadowClan, supporting admin of Into the Wild, valuable friend to some very blessed people, I name you, herewith on this day when the odd shall be rekindled within us, Lady Meerful, Deputy of the Yesses of the Wierd.

You may rise. Please bow to the adoring crowd I have just conjured from my on-fire imagination.

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[Meerful]

-bows to the roaring crowd-
THANK YOU ALL!!! I AM HONOURED!!
-dances-

[~All I Need]

. . . . . .

( /claps )

Ooooo! Yessssss!!

. . . . . .

Wait! Wha--? RANDOMNESS?!

[/i] At long last?!?!

( /break-dances )

!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

Can I-- Can I-- . . . ( /thinks ) Be the. . . LOYAL PET[/u][/i] of the Yesses in the Weird? Pwease??? ( /puppy eyes )

I CAN CHEW ON YOUR SLIPPERS!!!!

. . . . . .

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[Blackie]

-important coughing-

By the powers bestowed upon me by the order of the random, I hereby dub thee, Fireice medecine cat of RiverClan, sister of Blackie Leader of the Yesses of the Wierd, supporting staff person of Into the Wild, Loyal Pet of the Yesses of the Wierd.

Furthermore, you are commanded by myself, Blackie leader of the Yesses of the Wierd, to take upon yourself the daily task of chewing on the slippers of the members of the Wierd so as to awaken us to the true meanings of random.

I also suggest and demand and require that the members of the Wierd create "secret code names" which we shall call eachother by so that the Noes Against the Yesses of the Wierd will not know our secret identities.

I also suggest we create members of the Noes Against the Yesses of the Wierd so that we can actually have someone to apose.

I lay claims to the name "Kyru, Curtian Rod Master".

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[~All I Need]

( /humbly bows )

I am honored to be the Loyal Pet of the Yesses of the Weird. And with that, I will take upon the duty to devour the slippers of the members of our sisterhood and leave your toes cold and blue.

I call dibs on "Aviator, Stitchpunk #10!!!"

(Btw, I'm going to post up the picture of my stitchpunk that I drew soon. It's soooo beast!!)

Aaaagh! Whom will be the enemy of our Yesses of the Weird?! They shall die!!! Diiiiiie!!!

( /grabs smoking chainsaw )

Blaaaaaaargh!!!

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[Meerful]

I shall be Deputy Bright Eyes Free Thinker

[Blackie]

Wonderful! Kay, soon as we all get secret code names (and a few more Yesses), we will proceed to beat our enemy unicorns with rubber chickens, agreed?

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[Meerful]

Affirmative!

[~All I Need]

( /salute )

I call the glittery rubber chicken with the hot pink feathers and atomic bomb skull!!!

( /glomps rubber chicken and ish blown up )

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[Blackie]

My chicken is the one holding the machine gun.

And because I am crazy, I am changing my name to "Kyru Hood". Live with it.

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[Ferny]

-gasp-

Has the sacred organization finally started? Is it true the Yesses exist?

-happy dance-

May I....may I be the Spy master against the No's?

[Blackie]

Oh, hey, that's cool!

Very well then -gathers self together and adopts a royal, hooded expression-

Ahem.

Fern(i somehow forgot your full name), on this day when the order of random rises up in the Yesses of the Wierd, I hereby name thee, Fern(i somehow forgot your full name), leader of WindClan, supporting admin of Into the Wild, and all around cool person Spy master against the No's.

Which is the awesomest position so far in my opinion! XD

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[Cinder.and.Flightfall]

Could I be theeeeeeeeee:
Now you see me now you don't NINJA!
Otherwise known as C-Ninja, if you will(:

[Blackie]

Does anyone mind if I dispense with the formalities? X] Its beginning to rattle my brain. Ha, well, here's an unformal formality -

Cinderwing, thou beloved deputy person of Into the Wild, who we shall all huggle and deathtackle until you beg for mercy, I grant you, as you have so requested, the honored position of Now you see me now you don't NINJA, to which you shall be known as the C-Ninja. Welcome to the Yesses of the Weird of the Order of the Random.

-deathtackles-

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[Badgersoul]

:3 ooohh! ( / waggles hand in air )

MOMMA MOMMA! PICK ME MOMMAAA!!!


I wanna be a stripper !!!!!

[Blackie]

Um,

.

.

.

o . . . okay?

-pats Shardeh's head-

Do you want a special title? And you must have a secret code name. =]

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[Burningwing]

*peeks in*
Aha, well i came over here like Blackie said i should...
...
whats happening guys? :T
did i hear something about rubber chickens?

[Blackie]

I have decided that we are not crazy enough, which makes us boring and unappealing to visitors. So, to fix the situation, we have [by 'we' I mean 'I'] created the Wierd, a cult of Random, in which we are the Yesses agianst the Nos of the Wierd. I am the leader [the Lot Yot W] Kyru Hood. You must join the Yesses or suffer our wrath by being pounded by rubber chickens.


=]


We know you'll make the right choice, Burny, because we love you and don't really want to beat you except to show our affection.

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[Blackie]

WHAT?!?!?! CONFISCATE CHICKENS?!?!?!

Alright crew! Who wants to save Gregory?

-brandishes machete-

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